🔥🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS: APPLE JUST DECIDED TO PULL A D*CK MOVE! 🚨🔥 So, like, Apple’s latest M5 MacBook Pro is officially the *no power adapter* model in the EU and UK. 🤡💀 Yeah, you heard that right! It's like getting a sweet birthday cake without the frosting! 🎂 But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Apple wants us to believe this is all for Mother Earth 🌍, as if the planet can’t hear them laughing all the way to the bank 💰💰. Can we take a moment to appreciate the absolute meme-worthy chaos? 🌀 Imagine taking your brand-new laptop home only to find out you need to *B.Y.O. Adapter*! I can see it now: "Bro, you got an adapter? Nah, I thought I was just flexing my Mac!" *Drake pointing* 😂 Some anonymous Apple dev spilled the tea ☕: “We figured people can just use their old adapters. If they didn’t own one, maybe they shouldn’t own an M5 MacBook Pro anyway! 😂👌” Honestly, Apple’s play here is about as cozy as that “This is fine” meme 🐶🔥. **Hot take**: In five years, they’ll start selling “official” adapters for $99.99 with a picture of a tree on the box. 🌳💸 STAY WOKE, FOLKS! Share if you’ve ever had an Apple adapter crisis! 😵‍💫🙌