🚨🤑 BREAKING NEWS: Your wallet just woke up and said “WTF?!” 💸💤 The M4 MacBook Air just slammed its way down to *$849* on Amazon before Prime Day! 👀💥💻 That’s right, you heard me! That’s a 15% OFF from its usual “I cost more than your rent” price of $999. Who knew Apple was feeling generous? 🍏✨ But wait, I can already hear the keyboard warriors saying, “Nah, bro, it’s just Apple’s way of lowering expectations so we feel grateful!” 🤡🔥 So here’s the real scoop, straight from the *imaginary* Apple devs huddled in a dark corner of Cupertino: "We're just trying to make you feel less pain💀! Please, just buy it so we can fund our next 20 iPhones that will literally do nothing new!" 😂💔 Drake is currently pointing at the savings 🥴💸 while the rest of us are like, "This is fine" as we watch our bank accounts dwindle. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If you don’t buy it now, the next update will just have a new color and a “you paid for it” sticker. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 🚀💀🖥️ #Stonks #MacbookSave #BuyItOrCry