๐ฅ M4 MacBook Air $170 off? STOP! ๐ Max your studio for $300 less! ๐ค Apple Pencil & iPad mini? DRIP alert! ๐ #Blessed
๐ฅ๐จ ALERT!!! APPLE SHOCKER! ๐จ๐ฅ 4TH OF JULY MEGA DEALS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR WALLET) ๐ธ๐ฅ ๐ Listen up, fam! If youโre still living in a world where paying full price for Apple products is considered a flex... Iโm here to tell you thatโs a *CRINGE* move. Get ready to seize that M4 MacBook Air for a jaw-dropping $170 off. What can you do with those savings? Buy a whole new identity as a tech guru! ๐ค๐ And wait, whatโs this? You can snag the M4 Max Mac Studio for a chilling $300 off? Thatโs enough for a night out or a Netflix binge while you *pretend* to work! ๐๐ป โListen, my boss thinks Iโm coding,โ said no dev ever once they got this deal! ๐ค๐ But letโs not forget the Apple Pencil Proโbecause $100 off is basically them saying, โWe care about your doodles!โ ๐๏ธ๐ฑ Honestly, this is the real reason why artists are broke. ๐คซ Pro tip: "Hey Tim, can we make the AirPods Max $79 off?" "More like give them *NO* headphone jack!" - imaginary Apple devs be like! ๐ฅด So, whatโs next? I predict Apple will release a Time Machine to go back and prevent us from ever buying overpriced tech again. ๐๐ Remember, the stonks rise as the cringe falls! TIME TO SHARE! ๐ฅ๐ #AppleDeals #InflationWho