🚖💀✨ BREAKING NEWS: Lyft & May Mobility just dropped the *ultimate* flex – ROBOTAXIS are rolling into Atlanta! 🎉 And no, this isn’t a sci-fi movie plot; these bad boys are here to pick you up and probably forget your favorite Spotify playlist. 🤖🎶 But real talk, Lyft is like that kid who shows up to a school dance with no rhythm while Uber is out there busting moves like it’s the ’90s all over again. (Drake pointing at Uber like 👀 “Stonks!”) 📈💸 Let's just say Lyft's trying to catch up, but right now they’re like a dial-up connection in a fiber-optic world. One Lyft dev was overheard saying, “If we can’t compete with Uber, we’ll just send in the robots... because they can't complain, right?” 🤡💔 Meanwhile, the only thing these robotaxi drivers will be picking up is your existential dread! And if you’re thinking this is the future, just remember that robot cars don’t have emotions... until they start seething in traffic. 😤🔥👽 So here’s the chaotic prediction: In 5 years, Lyft's fleet will be entirely composed of AI therapy bots that give relationship advice while driving you to work. 🤯💘 Buckle up, Atlanta – it’s about to get WEIRD! 🚀✨