🚨🏎️💨 HOLD UP, ATLANTA! Your Uber just got OUTSOURCED to a MINIVAN from the future! 💥💥 BREAKING: Lyft is teaming up with some tech wizardry from May Mobility, bringing *self-driving* (with a side of human intervention) minivans to a cozy 7-square-mile patch of Georgia’s peachy paradise 🍑🤖. Like, do we really need a safety driver or can they just slap an “Autonomous Driver in Training” sticker on it and let the vibes flow? 😂💀 #ThisIsFine And let’s be REAL for a sec, 🚀💰— can we PLEASE talk about the idea of a “safety driver”? Is it just one dude seated there sipping coffee, staring nervously at the dashboard like, “Bro, if this thing goes full Terminator, I’m OUT”? 🤔💔 REAL talk, that’s a yikes from me. “Hey man, you’re driving for Lyft, but also for your life.” 🧠💥Developer Quote Leak: “Our autonomous tech is 98% ready. The other 2% is just hoping it doesn’t try to take a shortcut through a lake." 🤡 #Stonks So here’s a wild prediction: In 2 years, Atlanta will be a minivan jungle where every corner has a confused robot trying to understand Southern hospitality. “Why are they waving? I’m not picking them up! 🤖🚫” Strap in, fam! The future is here, and it runs on software glitches and sweet tea! 🌟🔥 #PrayForMinivanSafetyDrivers