🚀💥 Y’ALL 🚗💨 Lyft is dropping a TOTAL WILD CARD update: you can now “favorite” drivers like they’re your new TikTok crush 💖 or block them like that ex who loved to post cringey selfies. #ByeFelicia! 🙅‍♂️ Let’s break it down: THIS is their *desperate* attempt to turn your commute into a romantic comedy, and honestly? I’m CRYING! 😂🥲 No cap, are we really about to start swiping right on our Lyft drivers? Next thing ya know, they’re pulling up with roses and asking for your Snapchat! But wait, there's more! 🚨💰 If you "favorite" a driver, they’ll get priority for your future rides because, apparently, building loyalty is what they think is going to save them from the cliff of bankruptcy. Stocks? 📉 STONKS? More like "Oh no, please just don’t seethe and cope too hard" vibes! Leaked convo from a Lyft dev: 👨🏻‍💻 Dev 1: "What if we let people block drivers instead of JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL?!" 👨🏽‍💻 Dev 2: "BRILLIANT! We can’t fix the app, but we can fix relationships!" So, what’s next? 🚀 I predict within 5 years, we’ll have a new dating app called "Lyft Your Spirits" where you can meet your next relationship while avoiding that one driver with a weird obsession with 90s boy bands. The future's bright, folks! 🌈🔥 #LyftLove #CringeCulture