🚨🔥BREAKING: Lyft CEO David Risher Spills the Tea on 🚗💨 Uber Beef, AI Shenanigans, and Paying Drivers More! 💰💰 So, here’s the VIBE CHECK, fam: Nilay Patel (who’s basically the tech Dan Bilzerian but with less testosterone) sat down with David Risher, the dude trying to make Lyft cooler than that one weird uncle at family parties. 🕺👴 Let’s dive into this chaotic soup of tech jargons and capitalist dreams! Imagine Risher, sipping on his pumpkin spice latte, passionately discussing how they’re trying to turn Lyft around like it's a sad TikTok dance challenge. He’s all about the $$$ for drivers — like, no cap, “We wanna be the Uber but without the cringe!” 😱💔 But wait, there’s more! 🚀 They just partnered with Tensor for *autonomous vehicle tech* — because obviously the only way to make drivers happy is to take their jobs away. 🤖💀 “Just imagine a world where cars drive themselves, and we don’t have to hear ‘Are we there yet?’ anymore!” said nobody ever. Oh, and let’s not forget Risher went full-on galaxy brain mode regarding their competition with Uber. “If they’re the Avengers, we’re the Fantastic Four – underrated, but we’ll take the win eventually!” 😂🔥 In conclusion, if Lyft pulls this off, we might just be riding around in self-driving vehicles while Netflix streams all the drama. So buckle up, fam — the tech world is about to get REAL weird! 🛸✨ **Prediction:** In 2025, Lyft will start offering paid subscriptions for “emotional support AI riders” 🥴💡. You heard it here first—tell your friends or seethe! ✌️