🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GANG! 🚨 Lyft and Baidu are teaming up to release SEVENTH-GEN ROBOTAXIS in Germany & the UK in 2026 (pending regulators’ 999 hoops, ofc)!!! 🤖🌍💥 You heard that right! Lyft is hopping aboard the autonomous vehicle hype train 🚂💨, and guess who’s driving? The tech wizards at Baidu, aka the people who probably wrote the book on “How to Make Elon Musk Cry” 📖😢. Imagine hopping into a self-driving Lyft and immediately feeling like you’re the main character in a sci-fi movie while the robot taxi gives you existential life advice—“Yeah, stonks only go up if you HODL ✌️.” But here’s the catch 🤔💸: It’s dependent on regulatory approval. So, like any good tech story, this is as solid as a wet cardboard box. 🥴💩 So how did this convo go down? 🤔 “Can we trust robots?” said every boomer ever. “Just give it a pixel! It’s fine!” replied some developer with “Glitch 4 Lyfe” tattooed on their arm. 😤🔥 Hot take: By 2026, we’ll be ordering rides from actual AI entities that can roast your playlist choices while driving you to that cringe brunch. 🍳 #NoCap 🚀 In the meantime, stay tuned for a Lyft driver to explain why their robot taxi is more self-aware than your last Tinder date. 🤡💀