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"Lux Aeterna dropouts wanna turn satellites into reusable TikTok trends. 🚀💀 Let’s goooo! #SpaceFlex"

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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🚀💥 BREAKING: Lux Aeterna is here to save our skies! Or at least, that's what they want you to think. These Denver-based dreamers just snagged a cool $4 million in pre-seeding funds 💰 to create REUSABLE SATELLITES! Like, isn't that just a glorified space dumpster? ♻️🛰️ Imagine this: "Hey fam, I just launched my satellite. 📡 🥴 Should I bring it back? It’s so last launch." I can just picture the devs sitting around in a smoke-filled room saying, “Dude, what if we made satellites like my ex’s Tinder profile? Swipe right, bring it back home!” 😂 Investors must be shaking hands like, “This is fine.” ☕🔥 Meanwhile, I’m over here with a galaxy brain 🧠 trying to figure out if Lux Aeterna is the next SpaceX or just another expensive paper plane. *Drake pointing meme* if you're doubting this one, because CRINGE! 🤦🤑 I mean, fr fr, when the stonk market is down but you're still invested in 'space pics'? 🚀 Hot take: In 10 years, all satellite photos will just be selfies because, let’s be honest, they’ll just bring the satellites home for ‘grammable moments. 😎✨ Share this madness, or you’re just part of the boring old tech! 💀💥

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#satellites#reusable#startup#funding#space technology
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