🌕🚀💰 BOOMER ALERT: Moon Gold Rush Incoming! 💰🚀🌕 ⚠️😱 Buckle up, earthlings! Interlune just dropped a plan to snag Helium-3 from the Moon like it’s the new iPhone release, and lemme tell you, it’s MORE VALUABLE than your entire crypto portfolio on a bad day! 💸💸💸 This gaseous goo is worth about $20 mil a pop! Stonks up, fam! 📈💸 🌱 “Leaked” Reaction from a Dev: "Honestly, it’s f*cking wild. One day I’m coding for a start-up, the next, I’m pulling in moon money. Talk about FOMO!" 🤖💀 But let’s be real here. This isn’t just a tech announcement; it’s a whole new meme-spawned gold rush! 🤑🎉 Imagine the lunar miners with their drill rigs and TikTok dances! “I just mined 2 kg of Helium-3!” *Gucci gang plays in the background*. This is fine. 🤡🔥 😂 💭 And what will Elon do with this glorious space gas? 🤔 Prepping for Mars parties? Building a Starlink rave? All I know is, he’ll be tweeting about it while sipping on a space martini. 🍸💫 💥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, NASA will be launching 'Moon Square', the first real estate platform for Helium-3-mining properties! You heard it here first, folks! 🚀 MARK MY WORDS! 🔮🔥 Share this chaos!