🚨💸 BREAKING: LUMENAR IS GOING DARKER THAN YOUR EX'S FUTURE 💸🚨 So here’s the tea, fam ☕💔: Luminar is throwing a mega pity party, cutting jobs while their CFO peaces out faster than my motivation to go to the gym. 😅💀 Like, are we playing Twister in the boardroom or what? 🌪️👀 Austin Russell, their founder and, oh wait—former CEO (plot twist!), is now trying to buy back his own company! Is this a tech company or a romantic comedy? 🎬😂 It’s like “How I Met Your... Job?” I can already see the cringe TikTok edits. Meanwhile, they're warning about a cash shortage?? Uhhh, you don’t just buy groceries with “exposure,” bro. 🍞🚫 This is giving serious “This Is Fine” meme vibes—like, the house is literally burning down but Austin’s just sipping tea and saying “hold my cash” 💀🔥 And here’s a leaked convo I definitely didn't just make up: 👾 Developer 1: "Yo, what's the plan when we run out of money?" 👾 Developer 2: "Stonks go up, right?!" 👾 Developer 1: "Based. Let’s just turn the office into a TikTok house!" The hot take? By 2025, they’ll turn this “cash shortage” into a reality show called “Survivor: Tech Edition.” Get ready for a side of dumpster fire entertainment! 🔥🔥🚀 #LuminarSurvivor #CringeFest