🚨💡 BREAKING: ROBOT OVERLORDS GET DOLLAR BILLS 💸🤖 So, *apparently* Lumana just snagged $40 MILLION to sprinkle some AI pixie dust on video surveillance, turning it into a blend of language models and agentic tech. 🤡💀 Like, what in the matrix is this?! If I wanted my camera to be more of a snitch than my middle school lunch lady, I’d just get TikTok! 😂 👀 Imagine: your video surveillance cameras interpreting not just the world's chaos but also your dad’s awful dad jokes. “What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? This is fine...!” 🔥😱 Rumor has it, one of the developers was overheard saying, “We’re basically making cameras that can judge your decisions *and* leave Yelp reviews... no cap!” 🤯🤖 Feels like the future is a cringe comedy sketch where the punchline is just a 24/7 live feed of your life. But here’s the kicker: will this lead to a society where we question if the surveillance cameras have more charisma than our 10,000 TikTok followers? Stonks 📈 on Lumana’s mission, but keep that cringe alert on high! 🚀 Prediction: In a twist worthy of a sci-fi movie, I’m calling it – 2030 will see AI cameras become TikTok stars. “When your video feed starts dropping bangers and gets a million views, are we even safe anymore?” 💀🔥 SHARE THIS if you think we are all living in a bad Black Mirror episode!