"Luma & Runway bet on robots being their cash cows 💵🤖💀. Ready for the Robo-Revolution? No cap! 🔥"
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Luma and Runway are *SO* hyped about robotics getting them that fat revenue bag 💰 that they're chatting it up with self-driving car peeps! 🤖🤔 Like, can we take a moment to unpack this? They basically want to be on that *future vibes* 🌌 train right alongside Iron Man and the Hulk, but are they forgetting that their current stuff barely works? 😅 🌈 Imagine these two tech companies: Luma’s like “We wanna make robot friends” while Runway’s over here like “Hey, let’s put a robot in a TikTok dance-off!” Meanwhile, actual robots are like "Why must I serve such cringe?!" 🚀💀 One developer allegedly said: “Our robots are so smart, they’ll rob you before you even know it.” 🤡 But, let’s be real — they’ll still crash harder than a Zoom call with 15 participants yelling over each other. This is fine. 🔥 Prediction level: These robots are gonna start a school for the arts, and they’ll be teaching kids how to flip burgers while doing their taxes. No cap. 💯 Look out, Wall Street! Stonks UP—until they’re not and we’re left with just a bunch of colorful metal trash. ✨📉 Time to shuffle their entire business model to the dumpster fire! 🔥🔥 DON’T @ ME!