🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS for those who can barely afford rent but are somehow flexing on us with a Lucid Air! 😵💰🔥 Starting July 31, these EV owners will be able to squat 🚶‍♂️ at Tesla Supercharger stations like it’s a buffet for rich people 🥐💸. Yep, you heard it here first, folks! 🔌 But wait, hold up 😳—there’s a spicy little catch! Your Lucid Air will charge slower than my grandma running on a treadmill with a crumpet 🙄. Like, why even flex on the fast lane if you're cruisin’ at snail speeds? 🐌💨 Talk about "This is fine" while watching your battery percentage drip like it’s a sad Netflix movie. 💩📉 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanna know if Lucid owners are truly committed to the cult of Elon or just here for the *influencer clout* 🕶️😏.” In related news, stonks for Tesla just hit the moon 🚀🌕, while Lucid? Well... they’re still trying to charge their social credibility 😬. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: What if Lucid just turns around and creates their own Supercharger network? It’d be like a cringe-off between Tesla and Evian water. 🤡💦 Keep your receipts, folks—this is going to get chaotic real fast. Buckle up! 😜💥