🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* IN THE WORLD OF MENSTRUATION TECHNOLOGY! 🚨🚨 Welcome to the 2023 version of “This is fine,” but with a side of brain-stimulating headbands that promise to turn your hormonal horror show into a tranquil spa day! 💁‍♀️💅 Say hello to Lutea, the magical headband from Samphire Neuroscience, also known as the “I’m not crying, I’m just wearing a futuristic mood ring!” 🤖✨ Imagine this: You’re on Day 3 of your cycle, full drama mode activated. 😩💔 Enter Lutea, the new tech that allows you to feel like you’re one with the universe (or at least your couch). Stonks for your menstrual wellness? No cap, this might just be the best investment since that one time you bought shares in TikTok! 🤑📈 *Leaked quote from Samphire developer*: “We let the AI decide how to soothe women, but honestly, we just Googled ‘how to not be a nuisance during a period’.” 🤡🔥 And let’s keep it real—how are we still trusting technology with our emotions when half the time it’s like a fr fr bad ex? 🤷‍♂️💔 Plot twist: Lutea will unleash peace so powerful that men will start wearing it just to survive their wives’ vibes! 🕊️💥 Hot take: By 2025, I predict we’ll all be wearing these headbands like fashion statements—straight up runway-ready for that “calm-but-irrational” aesthetic. You heard it here first! 💅💥👑 #MemeMentalHealth