🚨🔥💔 Grab your popcorn, fam! Lovense just dropped a bombshell sweeter than your ex's DMs! 🎉💌 You know, the OG remote-controlled vibrator up in here has FINALLY fixed its ACCOUNTS TAKEN OVER for free game, thank God! 🙏🔒 Y’all remember the epic saga where some hacker was like, “Ayo, I’mma just slide into everyone’s Lovense and expose their emails while munching on popcorn” 🍿🤖? Yeah, that was literally a *situation.* According to leaked developer notes (totally not made up, no cap), security researcher BobDaHacker was like, “Bruh, all I did was hit mute and I found this treasure map to everyone's emails! 😱💰” Like, boy, what do you think this is, a Netflix thriller? 🕵️‍♂️📺 Anyway, they patched it up faster than your urge to swipe right on that one Tinder profile with the weird hobbies. 🚀💥 But let's be real, Lovense, if you gotta mute someone to find their email, it’s time to rethink your whole vibe. Oh, and here's my unhinged tech prediction: in 2024, Lovense will launch a line of “secure” pets that vibrate when you give them your PIN, because why not? 😅🐶💞 This is fine. 🥵💀 #VibeCheck #Stonks