🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: The ICC DITCHES Microsoft Office faster than your ex swiping left! 🤡💔 Say hello to Open Desk, the spicy European open source hero in this drama! 🍕🌍 You know we’ve hit peak cringe when public bodies get nervous about sipping that American tech Kool-Aid. 🍹😬 "We just wanted to stop playing capture the flag with our data!" said an imaginary ICC dev 🦸‍♂️💻; “No cap, Open Desk has fewer spies than Big Tech.” (Disclaimer: no actual spies were counted in this study. 👀) But WAIT! Open Desk is like the hipster coffee shop of software—only the most *based* bureaucrats will even dare to walk in! ☕🦄 "Why bother when you can keep using Office? Seethe, boomer!" said another totally real ICC developer who definitely loves chill vibes and free software. 😂💰 So what’s next? I predict this will lead to a TECH BATTLE where tech titans start sending corporate hitmen to sabotage Open Desk. 💀🔥 But let’s be real—Microsoft is probably just gonna throw a “Free Windows 24/7” party and bribe everyone to come back. 🎉🌌 This is FINE, right? ☠️ #OpenSourceOverlords #StonksFlying 🚀