🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Lovable just hit $200M ARR and their CEO Anton Osika is out here swinging like 🎢 “Nah, we ain’t moving to the Valley!” 💀💰 Instead, he’s claiming that chilling in Europe is the secret sauce to their stonks! 📈🤭 *Leaked developer convo:* 🧑‍💻 Dev A: "Dude, how do you plan to scale with all the espresso and baguettes?" 🧑‍💻 Dev B: "If it works for him, let’s just drink *more* coffee, bro!" Swear, this guy is like Drake pointing – “Stay in Europe instead of jumping in the Valley cringe-fest.” 🤔😤 Walk into any European startup and it feels like an episode of *This is Fine* with all the chill vibes while the tech bros in Silicon Valley are seething over their $5 lattes. But fr fr, can we just admit that staying in Europe is a *SOPHISTICATED* power move? 🤖🍷 Cope and seethe if you like, but the real flex here is the art of dodging overpriced office space and insane hustle culture. 😈🔥 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In less than 5 years, every hot startup will open a ‘European satellite’ just to sip wine and flex on their American competitors! 💀🌍🍾 #SiliconValleyWho?