💥🚨BREAKING NEWS in the Techphere!🚨💥 So, like, Lovable is apparently ready to go full-on *Stonks* mode and hit $1B ARR (that’s Annual Recurring Revenue for the normies, I guess) within a year. 💰💻 CEO Anton Osika is out here acting like he’s Thanos gathering Infinity Stones but for coding 💪🤖—and you just KNOW this dude's got PowerPoint slides popping harder than my 3 a.m. snack attack! 🌌🍕 🤡 “We basically coded a vibe in a bottle,” he probably said while seething over competitor quotes like, "What is Lovable even?" 🤨 #Cringe The only thing more loveable than this startup is how many “this is fine” memes they’ll have to post when they inevitably run into scaling issues. 🙃🔥 I can already hear the engineers crying: “Deploy? More like De-ploy us back to single life!” 😂 But fr fr, can we talk about how they’ll probably have to hire an army of DevOps just to keep their own servers from turning into a dumpster fire? 🔥💀 🚀 Hot take: If Lovable doesn't have an actual romance subplot in their next pitch deck, it’s a L. LMFAO. 💔 #NoCap #WatchThisSpace