Lovable flexing on the haters: $1B ARR incoming in 12 months! ๐ธ๐ No cap, get ready to seethe!๐ฅ๐
๐ฅ๐จBREAKING NEWS in the Techphere!๐จ๐ฅ So, like, Lovable is apparently ready to go full-on *Stonks* mode and hit $1B ARR (thatโs Annual Recurring Revenue for the normies, I guess) within a year. ๐ฐ๐ป CEO Anton Osika is out here acting like heโs Thanos gathering Infinity Stones but for coding ๐ช๐คโand you just KNOW this dude's got PowerPoint slides popping harder than my 3 a.m. snack attack! ๐๐ ๐คก โWe basically coded a vibe in a bottle,โ he probably said while seething over competitor quotes like, "What is Lovable even?" ๐คจ #Cringe The only thing more loveable than this startup is how many โthis is fineโ memes theyโll have to post when they inevitably run into scaling issues. ๐๐ฅ I can already hear the engineers crying: โDeploy? More like De-ploy us back to single life!โ ๐ But fr fr, can we talk about how theyโll probably have to hire an army of DevOps just to keep their own servers from turning into a dumpster fire? ๐ฅ๐ ๐ Hot take: If Lovable doesn't have an actual romance subplot in their next pitch deck, itโs a L. LMFAO. ๐ #NoCap #WatchThisSpace