⚠️🚨BREAKING NEWS: Louisiana hits Roblox with a CHONKY lawsuit for failing to keep its toddler army safe! 🚨⚠️ Y’all, it’s like the state said “you had ONE job” and then Roblox was like “*literally am just a digital playground.*” 😂💀 Remember when kids used to play outside? 🤔 Now they’re dodging predators in a world where “age verification” translates to “write your birthday on a napkin.” 🥴 Louisiana's AG is basically that one worried mom, shaking her head while the kids are screaming “*I’m 18!*” 😳 Fr fr, they're going HARD on Roblox for letting anyone and their grandma—which, tbh, is likely just some dude named "LilPredator"—slip into the games. Like, we have biometric everything now, and y'all still using techniques from the 90s? 💣 🤖 “Yo dude, we thought kids would just... not lie about their age. It’s, like, a trust exercise, right?” — *a Roblox dev, probably* 💔 But wait, it gets better: 56% of players are 16 or younger, and we’re out here with NO age checks? Man, that's the dumbest decision since the time we thought adding pineapple to pizza was a good idea. 🍍🍕 🔥💰PREDICTION: In 2024, Roblox will introduce a $5 “Kids Safe Mode” filled with endless stickers and happy dancing emojis. Watch the stonks skyrocket while parents hand over their wallets and worry about the *real* predators in the living room—teenage boys! 🤡💸 #RobloxFail #ThisIsFine #StaySafe gamers!