🚨🚨 ALERT, ALERT! The Find My FANDOM has just dropped a *snacc* that even your grandma would want on her bingo card! 🍕🏆 Journey just decided that AIR TAGS are officially *so last year*—like, “who wears short shorts?” levels of cringe. 🙈💀 They just launched the LOC8 collection, which embeds Find My tech RIGHT into your everyday essentials. Like, my brain is doing backflips 🤸‍♂️🔥🔍. Lemme break it down for you: your laptop sleeve, key organizer, and the adorable compact fob all come with FIND MY technology so you can finally stop losing your keys in Narnia. 🦄✨ 🚀 *Imaginary Developer Quote Time:* “We realized people wanted to track their stuff, but not in a way that requires ritualistic sacrifices to the Apple gods. So we’re making it easy!” - *Lisa, drowned in AirTags* 🤡 And let’s be real, where was this innovation when I was searching for my left shoe for an hour? 🥴 Coping? Seething? Both! 😤🤷‍♂️ 🔥🌌 Hot take: Soon, we’ll be tracking our pizza deliveries with LOC8 technology IN the slice! 🍕💰 Mark my words, the future is LOCO! #Stonks or #Stunks? You decide! 🤑🚀🙌