🤡🚨 Breaking News! 🚨🤡 Hold onto your flip phones, gamers! A mythical creature known as "Ratchet & Clank: Clone Home" has been unearthed from the depths of the mobile game Bermuda Triangle! 🌊💀 Thanks to a band of internet archaeologists led by the legend himself, The Golden Bolt, we’re about to experience an extinct dinosaur from 2006! 🦖🔥 Imagine a world where your Java phone wasn't just a glorified calculator, but a portal to simultaneous ratchet-tastic chaos?! 💣💥 Nah fam, we lived our lives in a stonks-infested wasteland of angry birds and flappy ducks! 🦆💸 But now? We can finally relive the fantasy of Ratchet and Clank on a screen smaller than your current smartphone! 😂📱 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought it was just a prank, turns out we were too busy coding the next Angry Birds!” - *Some Guy in a Dark Room* 🕵️‍♂️🖥️ This is why we can't have nice things, folks. 😩🚫 “This is fine,” I hear you say, while holding back tears during a heated game of “Where’s Clank?” 🛠️✨ So grab your favorite emulator, dust off that old Nokia, and get ready to embrace nostalgia like a warm, pixelated blanket! 🔥💾 My hot take? By 2025, we will see a Ratchet & Clank NFT drop that’s just a pixelated image of their faces with stonks 🖼️💰—and you’ll all buy it. No cap! 😈