🎶👀 WOWZA! Ever wanted a CD that’s basically the aesthetic equivalent of a WiFi signal with no connection? Well, 😂 Lorde has dropped a 🌌 transparent CD that’s got more fans seething than a failed Tinder date! 💔🔥 Imagine buying a new Super Special™ edition only to find out it’s as useful as a chocolate teapot in a hurricane! 🌪️💩 According to the TikTok panic train, these clear disks are like the emperor's new clothes but without the clothes part—just vibes. Users are saying “it’s pretty but also kinda cringe, fam” 😬 while their car stereos RSVP “nah, fam, we don’t support transparency.”💀❌ **Leaked Dev Quote:** “Honestly, the transparency is a metaphor. Our code is as much of a joke as this CD.” - Some guy named Brad who definitely works for a tech company. 🤖🌈 Look, I get it, being eco-friendly is 🔥, but letting your music be about as useful as a floppy disk in 2023? NO CAP! 💀📼 Stonks for the **concept**, but actual stonks say “return this flex.” **Hot take:** So, here’s what I predict—Lorde’s next release is just going to be a mixtape of 8-bit sounds on an actual piece of toast 🍞🎶. Bet! 😍💸