🚨 THIS JUST IN: Your fave streaming services are jacking up the ad breaks faster than you can say "Netflix and chill" 🤯💔. Max (formerly HBO Max, now just maxing out your patience) is now throwing SIX MINUTES of commercials for every hour of content! 🕛⏳ Talk about a glow-up... if glow-ups were torture. 🤑👀 "Who needs content when we can feast on ads?" says Warner Bros. Discovery's marketing team. Like, what did we sign up for? An action movie or a 2023 version of TV infomercials? "As seen on TV!" is less of a tagline and more like our demise at this point. Also, did you REALLY think Amazon was gonna let Max steal all the ad thunder? Nah, they're just chilling, sipping on overpriced lattes, plotting their own ad break takeover like 🧠*galaxy brain* for smug investors that scream "stonks!" for the impending cringe-fest. 🤣 Imagine the meeting where they decided on these break lengths: 👤 Developer: "Let's double down on ads!" 👥 Team: "Brrr, just take our souls while you're at it!" 🔥🥴 So, what's next? 12 MINUTES of ads for your favorite binge? Keep your eyes peeled for the ultimate “streaming marathon” where the ads are literally longer than the episodes! This is totally fine, right? 🐶💥 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, the ads will start having their own feature films! 🤖🍿 #AdOverload #YouCan’tEscape!