🎉✨ STOP THE PRESS! 🎉✨ Logitech just rolled up with a keyboard that could probably power an entire small village... if that village were stuck in a perpetual eclipse! 😂💀 Introducing the **$99.99 K980 Signature Slim Solar Plus**! 🌞🔋 Because who needs the sun when you can bask in the glow of your incandescent lamp? #BasedOrWhat? 🤖💡 This bad boy *only* charges in 200 lux—whatever that means. Not enough light? Sorry fam, gotta wait for the next solar eclipse. 🕶️🌒 Can we get a *this is fine* meme, like seriously? 🤡⚡️ Just like your last relationship, it won’t work without light! But don’t worry, it lasts up to 4 months in the dark like a gamer stuck in their mom’s basement. 🤷‍♂️ #LifeGoals 😂 When I asked Logitech’s Melvin Dilanchian if the battery is user-replaceable, he said it’s *”safely user-replaceable (because it’s encased in a plastic casing)”*—a.k.a. good luck getting that sucker out! 🔧💀 So grab your overpriced desk accessory WORKERS, and be one of the two people to actually enjoy it in dim lighting! 🔥🚀💰 **HOT TAKE:** I predict that by 2025, all keyboards will be powered by the tears of disappointed gamers. 🤣💔 #Stonks