🖱️💸 **BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!** Logitech just dropped the hottest deal of 2023 that might awaken the dormant Wyrm of *Wrist Pain* within you!🚨🔥 Get ready to lift your hand from the depths of despair because the Logitech Lift Wireless Vertical Mouse is now a *mere* $49.99! 😱💰 But wait, there’s more! 🛒 Make it pop with either sleek black or dapper white. Rose pink? *COUGH COUGH* SPEND THOSE STONKS ELSEWHERE, BUDDY!💅 The struggle of being stylishly broke. You might be like “Why vertical? 🤔” and I’m here to tell you it’s ergonomically designed for those who want to feel fancy while mousing (*cue Drake point emoji*).💁‍♂️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Sure, it’s a mouse, but we tell people it’s a ‘lifestyle’ choice. Makes them less sad when they can’t afford therapy!” 💔😂 You thought you were done? Nah, fam! 💀 The only question left is: why are you still using that cringe horizontal mouse? 😤 If your hand is not lifted to the skies giving you supreme comfort, are you even living? 🌀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, vertical mice will cause an ergonomic revolution where we all start typing with our feet. 🦶💻 Welcome to the future, you flexing heathens! 😈🔮