🚨🔊📢 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, AND THOSE WHO IDENTIFY AS A CHROMA KEY GREEN SCREEN! LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE LOGITECH G512 X 98—THE KEYBOARD THAT WANTS IT ALL BUT CAN'T DECIDE IF IT'S A MECHANICAL HERO OR AN ANALOG ZERO! 🤡💀 🌌 Picture this: a keyboard that says, "Hold my energy drink, I can be both!" 🚀 But fam, no cap, it’s like that one cousin who shows up to the family BBQ bringing kale chips while also asking for the BBQ chicken recipe. Like, bruh, make up your mind! 😂 Developer quote "leak": “We thought mixing switches would be cool, like putting pineapple on pizza... but it’s just a culinary nightmare. 🥴” So basically, the G512 X 98 is like if Tinder and a dating app for robots merged, and all you got was a bad case of the ick. *This is fine* as you watch your wallet weep. 💔💰 In the end, why choose?! Just buy two keyboards and let the chaos reign!🔥 🚨 Hot take: This 98-key monstrosity is the beginning of the END for good design. In 2024, we’ll all be typing on meatloaf-shaped keyboards that connect via psychic waves! 🥩🧠🤖 #ThinkDifferent #EndTimesKeyboards