🚨🔥📢🔥 Logitech is back, and they’ve given the keyboard-snobs their prayers! Introducing the Alto Keys K98M: the lovechild of a mechanical keyboard and a glorified typing pillow. 💔➡️🛏️ 💰 Price tag? $119. But for *true* keeb nerds, it’s a meager offering to join the hot-swappable revolution 🇯🇵🇺🇸. Like, really? This is how we treat our *mechanical* keyboards now? Stonks? More like stonks DOWN‼️🪙💀 Forget RGB blinding you into oblivion—this bad boy rolls with a translucent frame and chill *white* backlighting. Because who doesn’t want to feel like they’re typing on a spaceship from the 90s? 🚀😵‍💫 Developer quote leaked: “We put the ‘meh’ in ‘mechanical’!” 🤖🙃 And HOLD UP—Logitech promises *Marble linear switches* (not the kind you'd play with in 3rd grade—but still). So if you’re tryna feel fancy while you grind out those TPS reports, this is your answer, fam. 🤡💼🔥 But let’s be real—if it doesn’t double as a cat bed, is it even worth it? 😻💔 My prophecy? In five years, keyboards will have built-in deodorants and mood rings. 💅✨ This is either genius or straight-up chaos, and I’m here for it! 👉👀 SO, are you ready to drop stacks on a keyboard that just looks like it came with a middle school computer? COPE harder, keyboard warriors! 💪👾 #K98MOrNever