🚨⚡️BREAKING NEWS: Locket App Snares Gen Alpha Like a Pro Fisherman 🎣💼💔 Yo, what’s up tech fam! You ever heard of Locket? No? Boring is your middle name, huh? 🥱 Well, grab your keyboards ‘cause the hottest cringefest of a social app is making waves among Gen Alpha, the ones who can probably code before they can tie their shoelaces. 💯 So, Locket is basically a private social network where you can share photos on your home screen. Sounds chill, right? But for real, it’s just like “Hey fam, check my latest breakfast pic!” 🍳😎 But wait! Here comes the spicy part: they just dropped a new feature called **Rollcall**, which sounds like something out of a bad late-night school project! 😂📝 It’s like Apple said, “Here’s our widget; be totes social!” And now, Gen Alpha is eating that content like it's the last slice of pizza at a party!🍕🚀 Developer quote leak: “We honestly thought kids were too busy watching TikToks to care, but turns out they love showing off their avocado toast!” 💬🤖 Let’s be real, tho. This is the future where people will be *staring at their phones* wondering if their friends played Fortnite last night… but like, through WIDGETS?! This is fine! 🙃🔥 🔥 Hot take: 5 years from now, all social apps will just be home screen widgets and we’ll be in an endless scroll towards total isolation. 🤯💀 SHARE THIS NOW OR YOU MIGHT JUST MISS OUT ON THE NEXT BIG THING! 🤑💥