🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Data Center Drama Unfolds!💰🚨 Hold onto your servers, fam! In a plot twist that’s messier than your ex’s Instagram story, local opposition just put a giant “NOPE” sticker on 17 shiny new data center projects worth a whopping $98B in Q2 2025! 🤯⚡️ I mean, that’s more money than I’ve ever seen during my entire time scrolling through Tinder. 👀🔥 Just last year, we barely bogged down 16 projects worth only $64B, and ya'll thought the tech industry was unstoppable! But nah, turns out locals are flexing their "NOT IN MY BACKYARD" muscles harder than Drake in his “God’s Plan” music video! 💪🚫 "Honestly, we just wanted our parks, not some mega vault for 10 million cat videos," said a LOCAL HERO™ during an imaginary city council meeting. 🚀🗣️💬 You know it, fr-fr! And guess what? The stonks are crashing faster than my hopes of getting service at that one coffee shop! 📉💔 Who woulda thought communities would rather have BBQs than a massive server farm? 🤷‍♂️ Unhinged prediction: If this keeps up, we might all end up with data centers in our basements! 👀💀💻 Guess we’re destined for suburban dystopia, kiddos! #DataCenterTakeover #ThisIsFine 🤡🔥