🔥🌍🚨 **BROADBAND DESERTS: Where WiFi is a Fable and Health is a Meme** 🚨🌍🔥 Imagine a world where you can't even Google "how to stop crying after reading the news" — that's right, folks. We're talking about BROADBAND DESERTS! 😱💔 It's like living in 2023 but still on dial-up! *Cringe!* So, what’s the vibe? Researchers are saying that lack of internet access = high mortality rates. Like, congrats, you just made a bad situation worse, companies! 🤦‍♂️💻 “Yeah, our bad, we decided *not* to upgrade WiFi for rural health centers.” — *leaked developer quote* We’re not just talking about losing access to TikTok therapy sessions or cat memes (which, let’s be real, are essential for mental health). NOPE. This affects REAL reproductive care and health resources! 🏥✨ Like, “Sorry, could you just unplug for a bit while we handle your emergency?” 🤡 Drake's crying in the background while we’re out here in a *This is Fine* meme, typing ‘stonks’ on our data-less phones. 🚀📱 So here’s the hot take: In 5 years, we’ll revolutionize healthcare with holographic doctors who just need WiFi. But who needs health when you can have great memes, amirite? 💰🔥 **Predicting: 2028 — “Welcome to Holo-Health! No WiFi? No problem! Just daydream your symptoms away!”** 👽