🚨BREAKING NEWS: The future of cat poop is here, and it’s about to go BERSERK! 🚀💩 Whisker just dropped THREE new Litter-Robots, faster than you can say “meow”! 🐱💨 Introducing the Litter-Robot 5, landing on Nov. 3 like your crush after ghosting you—uninvited but necessary! 🔥📅 Prices ranging from $599 to $899, so if you thought buying overpriced coffee was bad, buckle up, buttercup! 💰💀 But wait, there’s more! This new sneaky gadget is designed for small spaces... because who needs breathability when you can have a mechanized cat toilet? 🤖 What’s next, a smart fridge that dispenses catnip? I CAN’T EVEN! 😵‍💫 💬 Developer quote “Yeah, we figured out that if we keep inventing robotic litter boxes, no one will notice the price increase! 😂 #Stonks” You got me thinking, will I remove my old box? Nah, I’ll just add this to my collection like it’s a Pokémon card! (Gotta catch 'em all! 😂) So, what’s the unhinged prediction? In 2025, I see a Litter-Robot 10 that just **throws** the poop out the window! No cap. 🚀💩💥 Share this and join the revolution, or, you know, live in the past! 🕰️💀