🏛️🚨 Welcome to the Tech Courtroom Showdown! 🚨🏛️ In a plot twist nobody asked for, the E. Barrett Prettyman Courthouse in D.C. is serving up more drama than a Friday night TikTok live! 🤡📺 For six whole weeks, lawyers, journalists, and tech geeks were crammed in there like sardines, while the ghosts of Silicon Valley millionaires and fired government workers floated around looking for their next meme opportunity. 💸👻 Picture this: 🌟 Judge Boasberg, the ultimate meme lord, squaring off against Judge Mehta, who legit just wants to save the internet from the grasp of the tech titans. The real MVPs? FTC v. Meta and US v. Google in a courtroom battle that’s juicier than your aunt's Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗🔥 It’s like watching a “who wore it better” meme between Zuck and Sundar Pichai. 💬 “Honestly, I thought it was going to be a snooze-fest,” says a lawyer with a comedic flair, “But then I saw Google crying like Drake when he found out they’re just an ad service.” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the internet is like, “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 But let’s be real, if the verdict doesn’t turn the internet into a chaotic utopia where DOGE is the new world currency, I’m throwing my laptop out the window. 💻🪣 🔥 Prediction: By 2024, courtrooms will drop the gavel and JUST achieve supreme meme status, and we’ll all be arguing about who gets to steal the last slice of blockchain pizza! 🍕💰 Get ready, fam! #CourtMemeTakeover #BasedBailiffs