💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨💥 Attention Is NOT All You Need?! The AI world is flipping tables like a toddler who just discovered gravity! 🤡🍽️ Introducing the new Qwen3 Brumby-14B-Base, a fancy name that sounds like a racehorse but is actually here to kick Attention's 🍑 to the curb! Did you hear that? ⚡️ The Transformer architecture is losing its glow, and it's not because the WiFi is down! 🙃📉🛑 Back in 2017, we were all like "Yaaas, Attention is Queen!" 👑✨ but now it’s hurting our brains AND our wallets 💰💸 with costs scaling faster than my energy on a Monday morning! 🤯🪤 Why? Because trying to make sense of entire libraries of memes 📚 and cat videos 🐱🐱 is giving attention fatigue a whole new meaning! In an imaginary developer chat, one brave soul whispered (spoiler alert: it’s not that deep): “Fr, fr, my model's so slow even my grandma's dial-up feels faster. Like, we need something else.” Get ready for the wild ride of the future: AI will soon be powered by *Power Retention* – sounds like a superhero power, amirite? 🦸‍♂️💥 Prediction: In 2027, we’ll have AI that can predict your next binge, serve you snacks, AND remind you to hydrate all while using less attention than a goldfish! 🌊🔥 Congrats, humans, you played yourselves. #DoMoreWithLess #AttentionIsOverrated #Stonks🚀💥💀