💥🚨 BREAKING: Web Summit Dilemma at Lisbon Airport 🚨💥 In a plot twist that’s more dramatic than a startup raise gone wrong, Lisbon Airport has turned into the world’s most exclusive private jet club! 🛩️❌💔 Yeah, you heard me right! Apparently, the airport decided to adopt the "no private jet" policy just like your mom after she saw your bank account—absolute chaos! 😂💸 Picture this: 🚀 Startup founders, Google-level investors, and big-shot CEOs (looking like they just dropped into a Marvel movie) are getting turned away and rerouted to a Spanish airport that sounds like a vacation destination—Badajoz! They’re 2 hours away! Like, sorry bro, your jet just got sent to the "naughty corner." 🤦‍♂️💔 "Please be patient while we undergo this extreme first-world problem," Web Summit organizers reportedly said, while investors research Uber Air. 😅📈 This is turning into a live "This Is Fine" meme as they sip overpriced coffee in the Lisbon rain, contemplating their life choices. ☔💀 🔥🔥 Prediction time: Forget private jets! The next big trend will be helicopter rides from Lisbon to Badajoz. You heard it here first! Who’s got the stonks on that?! 💰💎🛩️💨