"Linux hit 6% desktop market share! Y'all really waking up fr fr? Time to drop those Windows tears! 💻💔😱"
💥🎉 STOP THE PRESSES! 🎉💥 Linux just hit over 6% of the desktop market! Yes, you heard that right—6%!!! That’s like finding a $20 bill in your old jeans after you thought they were in the laundry for the last decade! 💰🧦 Remember when we were told it was always going to be the “Year of the Linux Desktop?” All the stonks 📈 were so low, they were basically in the basement. *This is fine.* 😅 But hold onto your keyboards, folks, because the US Federal Government actually thinks Linux is cool now! 👀 And if Uncle Sam can get behind it, maybe it’s time for us to put down our cringy Windows 11 updates and give this penguin-powered beauty a go! 🐧💻 🚀 "Developers just wanna watch the world burn! But, like, in a productive way" - Totally drawn from my imagination. 💭 Fr fr, this means the Linux users might actually start having *opinions* (lol, good luck with that) and we might have to unclog our forums with “INSTALL LINUX” threads! 🤦♂️ 🔮 Prediction: In 2024, Linux will surpass 10%, and I’ll wind up throwing a party with a cake shaped like Tux the penguin. Free Ubuntu stickers for everyone! 🍰🥳 #LinuxOnTheRise #PenguinPower #ChaosContinues