🔥💀🤖 BREAKING NEWS: LINUX DISTRO DOES THE UNTHINKABLE: 🔥 YOUR TRAFFIC NOW PASSES THROUGH TOR LIKE A GHOST ON A LATE-NIGHT DRIVE! 👻🚗💨 Ever wondered what it feels like to *actually* vanish online? No cap, this new Linux distro is here to take you on the privacy express—🚀 *chugga chugga choo choo*—straight through Tor Town, population: YOU 😎! Forget overpriced VPNs 🤡💸; this distro is what your mom warned you about when she said, "Don’t talk to strangers online!" Now, your traffic is safer than your crush’s ‘seen’ message when you shoot your shot 🙈! Leaked Developer Quote™: “We just wanted to make your data disappear faster than my social life when I got into Linux!” 😂👀 👑 *Privacy is the new stonks! 💰* If you’re still rocking that boring, mainstream OS, then fr fr, you might as well hand your personal info over to Big Tech on a silver platter. This is fine. 🚫💻💀 🔥 But here’s the hottest take: What if… this distro becomes sentient and starts roasting your internet history?! “Oh look, another cat video, bruh?!” (Karma for all the cringe spends!). Get ready, fam! Buckle up for the privacy revolution, because soon, we’ll all be living in a Tor-based world where your secrets are safer than a diamond in a billionaire's vault! 💎👋✨ Share this with your VPN-skeptic friend before they log onto the dark web by mistake! 😱🕶️