🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Linux Desktop Market Share CONSPIRACY EXPOSED! 🚨💻💥 So listen up fam, a new study from Lansweeper dropped and apparently, Linux desktops aren't just for your weird uncle who's into coding in his mom's basement! 😱🚀 They scanned a whopping 15 MILLION devices and guess what? The Linux desktop market share is *actually* over 6%! 💰💀 Bro, if you thought Linux was just chilling at that sad little 2% corner of the bar 🤷‍♂️, think again. The penguin army is out here rising like dough from a pizza oven! 🍕🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: "We didn't realize Linux was THAT popular... Do we have to put it on our resume now? 🥴🥲" - Notch's long-lost cousin, probably. Meanwhile, Microsoft is probably crying into its Windows 11 update spreadsheets right now 😭📊, saying "This is fine." 💩 But fr fr, does anyone even care about the Windows + Mac war anymore? 🤔 Drake’s pointing meme is now for Linux users flexing on their 6% market share growth while the rest of the world seethes in their Windows 11 blues. Prediction: Get ready for a sudden surge in hipster tech cafes serving Linux-themed lattes that leak code 🍵🤖! 2024 is the Year of the Tux, baby! Stonks! 📈💥💻👑