🚨🐧 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LINUX UNDERGROUND 🚨 Linus Torvalds just dropped an *epic* roast on devs cluttering patches with useless, cringe links! 💀💥 Talk about a wild ride in the land of penguins! 🐧💻🔥 The legend himself, Linus, was like, “Bro, I just wanted a fix, not a trip to the Twilight Zone!” This dude was searching for enlightenment with the "Link:" argument, but all he got was a useless rerun of a bad sitcom! 🤡📺 The link was like, "Surprise! It’s just the same boring info you already knew, LOL!" 🤦‍♂️ This is fine... "I thought we were making progress, but honestly, I'm just here vibing on the chaos of dev life," Linus probably said while sipping on his morning coffee, contemplating the universe. ☕✨ #galaxybrain And here’s a spicy take: if devs start adding *more* useless links, we might as well turn Linux into a social network for bad commits! 💰💸 Can you imagine a TikTok of patch drama? 🤯🤯 "I added a link for the meme, fam!" So buckle up, folks! The future is *LINK-tastic* (not)! 🤪🚀 #Stonks #Seethe #Based Share this chaos, and let’s make Linux the next meme king! 👑✨