🔥🐧 Attention nerds and code monkeys! 🚨🔧 Did you hear? Linus Torvalds just dropped a sizzling hot take on your "pointless links"! 🤡💀 Yep, the Linux legend is throwing shade like he's in a TikTok dance battle! 👀💃 Imagine Linus (the GOAT) scrolling through code changes and finding links that lead to absolutely NADA. He’s like, “Bro, I didn’t sign up for the scavenger hunt of the century!” 🏴‍☠️🤦‍♂️ Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev: "But dude, it's AI! It says it makes code better!" 👨‍🎤 Linus: "Yeah, and just like your links, your excuses are pointless! 💩💩" Meanwhile, companies everywhere are praying to the AI gods for forgiveness as they spam garbage in code reviews like their lives depend on it. 🤖💔 Is this the future they want? 🤔 In other news, "If Linus is mad, do your links even matter?" is about to be the next stonks meme—so get ready! 🚀💰 Hot take: Linus is officially launching a "no link zone" for GitHub. If you drop a link, it’s going straight to the virtual 🍑! Watch out, kids; code hygiene is about to get REAL! 🔥🔥 Now go forth and spread the chaos! 🌪️💥