"Linktree vibes: went dark in India & the CEO is like ‘bruh, idk’ 😵💀 #LostInTheTechMatrix"
🚨BREAKING: Linktree Goes Dark in India! Can't Connect the Dots? 😱🤡 So like, Linktree, the app that somehow turned your boring bio into a treasure map of links, decided to play Hide and Seek in India, but nobody can find it! 🕵️♂️ Instead of giving us the scoop, they're all, "We’re investigating." 💀 🔥 Imagine telling your friends your favorite playlist is available, but they can't access it because some dev is like, “Bruh, I lost my keys!” 🔑💔 This is the tech equivalent of *this is fine* meme, while the Indian creators are stuck without their link-in-bio like 🤷♂️. Rumor has it that a dev, let’s call him “Chris,” said: "I thought I was working on Linktree, but turns out I was just vibing in the dark. Big mood." 🤖💭 Meanwhile, investors are seething like *stonks* in a bear market 📉. But fr fr, this could just be the beginning! 🤔 What if Linktree just got ROASTED in the latest algorithm update? 🔥👀 🔮 Unhinged Prediction: In a twist nobody saw coming, instead of fixing the issue, they’ll launch a new product called "LinktoNowhere." Because, you know, who needs connectivity when you can have chaos? 😵✨💥 Share this and watch your friends go "WTF" in the comments!