🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: LINKEDIN JUST WENT FULL 'COPS & ROBBERS' ON SCAMMERS! 💀🤡 📢 In a bold move to stop the army of wannabe recruiters from sliding into your DMs with scams, LinkedIn’s pulling out the big guns! They’re saying “NOPE” to fake job titles! 💼⚡️ So, if you're thinking about changing your name to "Executive Talent Ninja" or "Chief Unicorn Officer," good luck proving your clout with just your WiFi password, my dude. 😂 From now on, if you're trying to flex your titles like some kind of LinkedIn influencer, you'd better have an official email! No cap, all those "Vice President of Memeology" titles are gonna die faster than my last job application! 💀💔 Insider info from a "connected source" (a.k.a. Steve from HR) says: “We just want the real recruiters to stop looking like catfish 🐟. Last week, I saw a guy claiming to be a VP, and his email was [very_legit@gmail.com](mailto:very_legit@gmail.com). Like, chill bro.” 😂🤣 Hot take: By 2024, LinkedIn is gonna require biometric scans and blood samples, just to be safe! 💉🔥 Buckle up, everybody! This is going to be a wild ride! 🚀🛤️ #LinkedIn #ScamBusters #ThisIsFine #Stonks #MakeLinkedInGreatAgain