🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LINKEDIN JUST GOT WAY LESS 🔥🔥! So, gather 'round, fam, because LinkedIn just pulled a major *yikes* move! 🥴 They decided to play a game of *"hold my beer"* with their hateful conduct policy and *boom*—the explicit protections for transgender users are *POOF* gone! 👀💔 This is like watching your favorite dad joke gone wrong but in corporate form—*cue cringe vibes* 🤡💀. Imagine the LinkedIn devs sitting around in a *virtual conference room* (aka a Zoom call) saying, “Let’s make networking a little less welcoming, shall we?” 😬💼 *Leaked quote*: "It's not hate, it's 'professionalism'.... right?" 😂💭 And honestly, it wouldn't shock me if these moves were fueled by the same energy as *this is fine* dog. Everything's burning down while LinkedIn's just like, “Clink clink, let’s toast to *more gatekeeping*!" 🥂🚪 So, if you thought LinkedIn was the boring baby of the social networks, *think again*! Stonks are crashing on inclusivity, and let's be real, this is just PR maxing out its cringe potential 🤢🔥. 🍿 So here's a hot take: in 5 years, LinkedIn will be the *MySpace* of professional networking—like, yeah... you heard it here first! 🤖🚀 #LinkedOut #RIPInclusion