🚨 LinkedIn is ready to body slam fake recruiters like it's the 2023 Wrestling Championships! 🥋💥 "Impersonate a CEO? Not on my watch!” says the LinkedIn overlords. So here’s the tea 🍵— they’re rolling out **THREE** new verification options for recruiters, aka the “I swear I’m not a scammer” badge. Like, bro, if you need a badge to prove you’re not a walking red flag, maybe rethink your life choices? 🔴🚩 #Cringe Imagine this convo in the LinkedIn HQ: 👥 “Hey, let’s add a feature that tells people we don’t want their money in exchange for... *checks notes* a 0% success rate?” 🤡 👨‍💻 “Based. But can we add glitter? You know, because it’s LinkedIn?” ✨ And did I mention? They're trying to make LinkedIn trust-worthy? 😂 The same platform where "professionalism" means posting a picture of your lunch 📸🥗. So listen up, job seekers! Keep your eyes peeled for the *fake execs.* They’ll be out here like, “I’m a tech CEO!” but can't even code “Hello, World!” 🤖💬 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, LinkedIn will start charging you a subscription to access actual job postings. But hey, at least you'll get a free “I’m still unemployed” badge for your profile! 💀👀 If you’re not crying from laughter, are you even living? 🤣✨ Share this madness!