🚨🔥 LinkedIn just dropped a bombshell bigger than your last Zoom call disaster! 💥💼 They're flexing their muscles and EXPANDING their BrandLink video ad program like it's the new TikTok for corporate professionals! 🤡💪 #CorporateClout So, what’s the 411? LinkedIn is adding new publishers and creators to its program, and the payouts for these poor souls have tripled! 💰💸 Like, why bother going to college when you can just post videos of yourself in a tie sharing grammar tips? This is literally the world's first "professional influencer" tier, and I am HERE for it! 😂 #Stonks Leaked quote from a LinkedIn developer: *“We’ve replaced ‘networking’ with ‘net-worthing.’ Who needs social skills when you can just go viral?”* 🤖🌐 But let’s keep it 💯—this screams “let’s make the professionals cringe” while they type “this is fine” in that little comment box. 😬💀 #DrakePointing But here’s the hot take, fam: by 2025, LinkedIn will become the *ONLY* platform for professional TikTok dances. You heard it here first! 🚀🔥 Get ready for your boss to show off their “killer” moves while trying to sell you on an overpriced webinar. *shivers* 👀💀 So, are you ready for your 9-to-5 to turn into a meme factory? Share with your fellow LinkedIn warriors; they’ll either laugh or seethe! 🤣🔥💼