🚨💀 HOLD UP, FAM! 🚨 Did you hear the latest tea from LinkedIn's big boss, Ryan Roslansky? 🤖💼 He thinks AI is changing the job market! WOW, WHAT A REVELATION! Like, thanks NASA, we've just been launched into orbit with that groundbreaking insight! 🚀✨ 👾 According to Mr. "I-Linked-In-My-Resume," AI is like that one clingy friend who won't let you live your life. "It’s helping us connect, but also making it hard to tell real profiles from fake ones." 🤡 Like, no cap, bro, haven’t we all seen the cringe-fest of fake accounts out here? It’s like a horror movie title: “LinkedIn: The Fake Account Awakens.” 🔪💀 🌐 And I swear the dude had a galaxy brain moment when he said AI agents could be our besties at work, but fr fr, let’s get real: my AI assistant doesn’t even know how to spell “synergy” without exploding. 🤖💥 Oh, and speaking of ‘standing out’, can we just admit that hiring managers are gonna be swiping right like it’s Tinder? 💔😅 Just remember, a good cover letter still beats a bot any day! 🔮 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: I predict within 5 years, we’ll all be applying for jobs by sending in dance videos of our resumes. Prepare for the TikTok takeover of HR, fam! Get ready to break out the moves or get ready to seethe! 🕺🔥 #JobMarket2028 #AIWillStealYourJobButNotYourVibes