🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LinkedIn’s CEO says AI writing assistants are floppin’ harder than my grandma on TikTok! 💀🤡 Turns out, the only thing less popular than AI-generated post suggestions is *actually* spending time on LinkedIn. 🔥😬 #ThisIsFine So according to Ryan Roslansky (who I can only assume is a highly evolved AI himself), peeps ain’t vibing with those robotic “polish your posts” suggestions. 🙄 Like, no cap, have you seen a LinkedIn post? They're more bland than a stale cracker at a 3-hour meeting! 🥴💼 Sources “close” to the CEO (aka my imagination) say: “Why would I pay for a soulless robot to sprinkle fairy dust on my mediocre musings? Just use emojis, fam! 💥🔥” Meanwhile, I watched a dude with a galaxy brain using a meme generator for his resume. That’s the level of chaos we need, Ryan! 😂💯 In conclusion, get ready for LinkedIn to launch an AI called “CringeBuster” that filters out every post with the word “synergy.” 😱💰 Because if there’s anything worse than a boring LinkedIn post, it’s getting flagged for being boring. 🔮🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, LinkedIn will exclusively exist as a meme repository. Shooketh level: Intergalactic. 😂🚀 Share if you’re ready for the chaos!