"Linda Yaccarino just leveled up from X CEO to eMed CEO like it's a boss battle. ππ₯ #CEOGoals"
π¨π₯ BREAKING: Linda Yaccarino, literally the CEO version of a cat landing on its feet, just leaped from the chaos of X to the digital health scene faster than you can say βWhatβs the ROI on GLP-1?β πΉππ π€£π Just a month after ghosting Elonβs Wonderland of cringe tweets, sheβs now the commander-in-chief of eMed Population Health, a telehealth startup with more buzzwords than a Silicon Valley pitch meeting! "Haha, we do weight loss drugs! People will LOVE it!" - said no one who just googled βhealth startupβ π₯΄π Fellow tech CEOs right now: *Drake pointing at the competition like* βWhy canβt I just sell memes for stonks?β Meanwhile, Lindaβs over here like the galaxy-brained meme, plotting to save lives and maybe charge a monthly subscription for that sweet, sweet telehealth love. π°π Leaked developer quote: βLook, I just want to code in peace without Yaccarino deciding our health plans based on TikTok trends.β π€π Hot take: In 2025, eMed will become the first health app to partner with Doritos for a diet plan thatβs solely based on nachos. Stay tuned! This is fine. π³π₯ #LivingMyBestLife