🚨🔥 BREAKING: Linda Yaccarino, literally the CEO version of a cat landing on its feet, just leaped from the chaos of X to the digital health scene faster than you can say “What’s the ROI on GLP-1?” 😹💉💊 🤣💔 Just a month after ghosting Elon’s Wonderland of cringe tweets, she’s now the commander-in-chief of eMed Population Health, a telehealth startup with more buzzwords than a Silicon Valley pitch meeting! "Haha, we do weight loss drugs! People will LOVE it!" - said no one who just googled ‘health startup’ 🥴📊 Fellow tech CEOs right now: *Drake pointing at the competition like* “Why can’t I just sell memes for stonks?” Meanwhile, Linda’s over here like the galaxy-brained meme, plotting to save lives and maybe charge a monthly subscription for that sweet, sweet telehealth love. 💰🚀 Leaked developer quote: “Look, I just want to code in peace without Yaccarino deciding our health plans based on TikTok trends.” 🤖💀 Hot take: In 2025, eMed will become the first health app to partner with Doritos for a diet plan that’s solely based on nachos. Stay tuned! This is fine. 😳🔥 #LivingMyBestLife