
“Linda tried to tame the Twitter beast 🐦💀 but got yeeted 💨 as CEO. What a plot twist! 🔥 #ByeFelicia”
💥🔥BREAKING: Linda Yaccarino just said “This is fine” as the flames of chaos engulfed her CEO reign over X (formerly Twitter) 🔥💥. Like, what even happened? Did she try to give Elon a reality check and he pulled out the stonks meme? 📈💀 **Leaked Developer Chat:** *👩💻 Linda:* “Yo, can we at least stop making the logo look like it was designed by a toddler on a sugar high?” *👨💻 Elon:* “Nah. Let’s go full chaos mode. 🚀” *👩💻 Linda:* “So are we ever gonna announce a successor or…?” *👨💻 Elon:* “More like a down-sessor. 🤡” The real tea is that everyone’s just vibin’ while the platform becomes a chaotic wasteland. 🏝️💩💀 It’s like a digital version of "Everybody Hates Chris” but with more bots and less laughs. Drake’s out here pointing to the *“Cringe”* chart, and we’re ALL just LMAOing in the comments. So here’s the hot take: Elon’s not announcing a successor anytime soon because he’s too busy planning his next meme-fueled launch to Mars. 🪐💰👽 Get ready for CEO auditions where the only requirement is being able to meme the latest backlash into submission. Prediction: By 2024, we’ll have a cat as CEO. Based!😼🚀💥