🚨BREAKING: Linda Yaccarino has officially hit the eject button on her role as CEO of Elon Musk's social media playground, aka X! 🚀💥 Y’all, it’s been a wild ride! Two years of trying to turn X into the “Everything App” but it turns out “everything” excluded sanity. 🤡💀 *Meme stonks crashing harder than my GPA in college* 📉 In her farewell post, Linda was all like, “When @elonmusk and I first spoke, I thought I was on an episode of *Survivor: Silicon Valley*”… and now, she’s outta there! She had the vision, but I guess she couldn't vision herself in a “Everything App” that’s actually just a chaotic dumpster fire 🔥🗑️ (this is fine dog meme vibing in the corner). 👀 Rumor is, during a confidential reflection break, she told a close friend: "Two years of dodging Twitter drama? No cap, I deserve a gold medal!" 🥇💁‍♀️ So, what’s next? Elon’s looking for a new CEO like he's swiping through Tinder—totally unfazed and hoping for a miracle. 🤖💔 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Hot take incoming: Next CEO will be an AI that literally posts only cat memes. 🤔🐈‍⬛ Why? Because the future is cringe, and we're all just here for the vibes! #XIsForCats #RIPLinda #CEORealness